What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Party Jokes
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
In pixels and polygons, a virtual realm unfolds, A battleground where warriors gather, young and old. A game of wits and strategy, a dance of skill and might, Behold the phenomenon, the world of Fortnite.
What is Fortnite, you ask, this digital sensation? A realm where dreams are forged, in endless animation. A world of endless possibilities, where heroes rise and fall, A tapestry of triumph, where victory calls.
From humble beginnings, a storm begins to brew, A hundred souls drop down, with dreams anew. An island vast and varied, a landscape to explore, From verdant meadows to urban cities, the battles roar.
With pickaxe in hand, we gather resources with haste, Wood, metal, and stone, the foundation of our base. We build and we craft, constructing our fort, A fortress of defense, where enemies are fought.
The storm looms ever closer, a force we can't deny, Pushing us closer together, as time quickly flies. We strategize and plan, our tactics ever shifting, In this ever-shrinking world, our spirits uplifting.
Weapons and loot, scattered throughout the land, We arm ourselves with firepower, take our final stand. Shotguns, rifles, explosives, and more, In this game of survival, we even the score.
But Fortnite is more than just a battle royale, A canvas for creativity, where imaginations set sail. From creative mode to party royale, a world of endless fun, With friends and strangers, united as one.
Yet amidst the chaos, let's not forget, Fortnite is but a game, a virtual vignette. For beyond the pixels and the storms that rage, Lies a world that beckons, beyond the digital stage.
So let us embrace the joy that Fortnite brings, A tapestry of moments, where victory sings. For in this realm of pixels and dreams, Fortnite shines bright, a testament it seems.
So gather your friends, embark on this quest, In the realm of Fortnite, put your skills to the test. For in the end, it's not just about the game we play, But the bonds we form, as we dance and slay.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
