Party jokes
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.