Party jokes
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks, “A Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me.”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea.”
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
Hey guys, it's cake time!
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
Clarissa is here with us.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"
I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."
She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.