Party jokes
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.
And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"
And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks, “A Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me.”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea.”
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
Hey guys, it's cake time!
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
Clarissa is here with us.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.