I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and i know what ya'll thinking.
Who names their dog donuts.
Ashton Parkes
I found a rock at the park, i threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the biggest bottle of Irish whisky he had. The clerk replied "Heck no sister, you nuns and aren't supposed to drink that stuff!" The nun said, "Well my son it is not for us you see, it is for Mother Teresa," then the nun whispers, "She has the constipation." The clerk said "Oh, in that case, it's on the house. Here's the biggest jug we have." The nuns thank him, bless him, and leave. A few hours later, as the clerk is leaving, he sees the same two sisters in the parking lot, rolling around and drinking the Irish whiskey. Appalled he goes over to them and says, "You ladies lied to me! You told me it was for Mother Teresa for her constipation!" One of the nuns takes another swig, looks up at him and says "You wanna know something buddy? She sure will shit when she sees us!
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked whereโs your parents she said gone my dad when to go get the milk and never came back and I said oof
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
3 friends go to a water park and meet a genie. โYou each get one wish.โ โWhen you get to the top of the slide you shall scream your wish as you go down.โ The first man went down the slide and screamed โCOCA COLAโ and the pool was fuelled with CocaCola. The next ugly ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams โC-M&MSโ as if he wasnโt just about to say cum-then the pool was full of cu-โ mean M&Ms. The last horny ass bitch is so excited he says โWEEE!โ Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pull wasnโt full of Dildos./j
dad: want to go to the park kid:sure dad:come on kid:why are we at the orphanige dad:go in
Q. whats an orphans fav south park ep A. the anti family guy episode
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!!!
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
you know why they call her wonder woman? She's always wonder where she parked her invisible jet
you know that feeling when your going throught a school parking lot and go over a speed bump then you realize that there are no speed bumps
have you ever been to the new disney park called sawcon?
Sawcon deez nutz
do you ever get that feeling where your just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots
Q: How do you know thereโs a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels parked out front.
Q: When do you know itโs over? A: Only one is left.
