I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
Me and my friend went to the park. After a while, we grabbed our little princess and said, "It's time to go, sweetie." But before we could go, someone said, "Stop them, they have my daughter!"
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs ??? Rosa Parks Lol
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
