Park jokes
My wife and I were at the park with our little princess today.
We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout, "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”
The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
Me and my friend went to the park. After a while, we grabbed our little princess and said, "It's time to go, sweetie." But before we could go, someone said, "Stop them, they have my daughter!"
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.