Parent jokes

Hey guys, it's Hailey here.

I'ma start off with henlo ;-;

I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;

What do Chinese parents hate the most?

A newborn daughter...

What do you call your mom? Gay.

I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"

What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.

What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.

Why can’t you yell at a kid?

Because the cops are after you.

Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.

If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"

Why can't orphans have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy".

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.

Why do orphans stay home alone?

Because they don't have parents.

What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?

The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.