Parent jokes
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
So true
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.