Parent jokes

Why don't orphans like to get lost?

Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.

If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.

I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂

Joker: Knock knock...

Batman: Who's there?

Joker: Not your parents!

I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.

Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.

Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*

No phobia lasts forever 👌😂

Why can you slap an orphan?

Are they going to tell mommy?

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn't want her, why would I?

What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?

I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.

What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.

An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...

How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"

How do terrorists feed their children?

Here comes the airplane.

Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.