Parent jokes

Stranger: Knock knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Stranger: Not your parents.

What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.

Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!

Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?

Why can’t an orphan make a joke?

Dad jokes.

How did the orphan go to school?

Not by his parents.

Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?

Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.

What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?

They are both invisible.

I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?

Because they have no parents to run to.

What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?

Their parents are extinct.

I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

Kid #1: You're adopted.

Kid #2: At least they wanted me.

Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!

Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...

Rape...hurt...and sell them!

"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?

Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.

What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?

Orphan: "My Parents."

Why are orphans sad?

Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.