Parent Jokes

Why did your emo mom get you?

To have someone to hang out with.

When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

Why are orphans sad?

Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

A close-up of a young boy with a serious facial expression. The text above reads "When you tell your dad to do a magic trick and he disappears forever."

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because the parents are in every episode.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent!

Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.

Orphan: My parents!

Me: You know that word?

A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!

You: Why? I don't have any.

Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."