Parent jokes
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
Memes
me when my mom wakes me up!
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.