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Parent Jokes

Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.

The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none

why dose orphans play with other kids on a play ground so they will sneak in there parents car to be brother or sister

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

Why do orphans like boomerang more then there parents? The boomerang comes back

One day I saw a kid cry so I go. Let's go find your parents. I miss my job at the orphanage

why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room

One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''

Me:Mom can I have some make up. Mom: no. You are beautiful just the way you. Me:So that’s why you were make up.

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a fiend trip u know why Parent signature:_________

You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.