Parent jokes
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
Memes
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣