Parent jokes

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.

"Knock, knock."

"Orphan: Who's there?"

"Not your parents."

A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.

Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?

Students: Yeah, yours.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

What did the orphan do when he got punched?

Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)

What does an orphan and a dog have in common?

Both got taken from their parents.

Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.

Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.

What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?

Grounded beef.

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

Parent signature: _________

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.