Parent jokes
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
Memes
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?