Parent jokes
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.