Parent jokes
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Your mother.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.