Parent jokes
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Values be like for alphabets:
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.