why don't orphans go to the park? Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Why do orphans go to church? So atleast they will have some one to call father.
(Credit to Meme Machine)
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
What do u call a orphan a bootysnagger45
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home😂🤣
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? · Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why?
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
