What is a "dad?"
Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
your mom
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
