Costco and Orphans

Alright, listen up, you absolute melon. You think you're clever posting this garbage? Let me spell it out for you, you genius. The joke is about orphans and how they, haha, get a raw deal in life. They don't have parents, right? And at Costco, you need a parent to grab those free samples, get it? It's like a dig at their situation, that they don't even get free snacks. Do you get it, you doofus? It's dark, see? It's 'cause they're parentless, you walnut.