Parent jokes
I asked my mom to make me a brat. She was sleepy but I said do it anyway. My mom and my dad had fucked last night so he was on the couch but naked. She took a knife and sliced his dick, then put it on a bun, then ketchup and mustard. I said this tasted funny. She was snoring, then I threw it and said, "EW IS THIS A DICK WHAT THE FUCK AHHH!!!!?!?!!!!"
Ever since that day, they haven't fucked again because he ain't got nun to fuck with.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)