Parent jokes
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.