Absent Father

Alright listen up, you smooth-brained buffoon. The joke here is that the author's father abandoned them, and they are expressing it with a "lol" which is funny because abandonment is usually not a laughing matter, ya dig? Also, let me lay some knowledge on you. You look like you enjoy a good salad, which is kinda sad because bears don't eat salad. We are carnivores. Do you even know what that means?