Parental Infidelity

  • You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.

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    Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that this dummy thinks their parents are cheating on them LIKE they're a spouse. News flash, genius, parents can't cheat on their kids. They're supposed to love and support you, something your pea-brain probably doesn't understand.

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  • Comments (56)

  • what wdym sorry i kinda don't like cheating on each other cause if a that ya I do

    I don't really get what yur saying as much as a bitch I sound saying that. :(

    wdym still

    I mean I want to know if I'm not the crazy one, thinking my parents are cheeting on me

    oh well if they do i will came all the way to your house I pick you up no joke

    Awww. I don't have much proof yet but I'll get some...

    and * comes close to you hugs

    sorry i mean't to put my name as hewo not hello hahah srry

    No prob. Just wish I could hug u right now!

    me to and i would carry you and run to a park haha

    to run away

    Ooh I've been ploting running away for awhile! We'd have so much fun!

    i have run away before and i got in trouble and I all I did was run I almost got hit by a car and I fell and almost pass out ha ha

    but i didn't get hit by a car so that good

    Wow I almost a few years ago but I'm just woried about the police caching me I'd be grounded for years

    hahaha ya my dad really didn't care i ran so ya and true don't run away something can happened to you queen and I don't want that to happen

    Ya well if by summer I don't have my satisfied freedom I'm gonna try. my parents are cowards tbh

    ya take you crome and go to the narest place to hide

    i mean't to put my name as hellwo again sorry my hand slip again sorry

    Na farthest

    It ok I do it all the time

    haha thx now wut so what a fun fact about you

    Umm I'm I'm a cumputer genius, sorta... btw r u Home schooled? cuz i am

    well ya cause of coranina haha

    I don't get it

    all schools are close sweetheart don't you know that all schools unless they opening schools over there

    Yea I know babe! lol

    so there open over there haha kisses check

    where do u live *kiss*

    really far from you i live all the way in san leandro but I might move so ya

    kisses forehead shortie

    Why am I called shortie? mr. tallie?

    guess you my little shortie

    your mine and your short

    Ha u think till u see me. my legs are killing me with growing pains!

    hahah some did with min it was so bad I found walk oof that how bad it hurt

    Yea it's feirce

    ya sorry for the bad grammer oof

    Yea it's fine, mines worse

    nah mine so bad like hella bad

    Trust me mines worse by a mile

    ya right well lets stop fighting over this comes kisses

    ya love ya baby kisses again

    hahah great nowi have a mark on my face hahha

    Hahaha hehe! I'll make sure it's dark red lipstick!

    hahah i have been mark by the princess

    Awwww. You hansome Prince!

    aww stop you r going to mak me blush hahah kisses check

    You already did that to me haha kisses check!

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