Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.

Maishah the poo turned into a fart which is the big fart monsters best friend this is her πŸ·πŸ·πŸ·πŸ·πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ½πŸ½πŸ½

What did the poo say to the fart: You blow me away

Her last name starts with a and ends with d and the middle letters are poo

Maishah The poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with b

Knock knock Who’s there Ididap Ididapwho That’s the joke u did a poo

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom

β€œPaper is 2D!” said Pen. β€œNo, it’s 3D!” said Pencil. After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said; β€œOh, I suppose you’re write.”

Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don’t take shit off of anyone.

Real quick, I’m autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

Why do people keep saying why did the toilet paper not cross because it got stuck in the crack because it got stuck in their crack.

Do you want to hear a paper joke never mind itΕ› tear-able

why could’t the toilet paper cross the street

because it got stuck in a crack

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll

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Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road???

Because he got stuck in a crack

You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: β€œTry sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”

why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road

He was stuck in the crack

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