Paper jokes
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Paper.