A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets Jalapeno your face!
Friend 1: I HATE YOU! Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didnt say t-that!! Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored* Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! plz shut up. All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen
one dollor bill is with a five doller bill. the 5 says " i make more cents then you
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico? To get to the U.S. but he had to show his papers first.
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper? A girl actually dates the paper.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip of the paper and original plaster
put on fresh plaster and wall paper
paint it (if you want)
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
When it comes to recycling toilet paper you really need to process the crap out of it.
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the enviorment
Why did the toilet paper cross the road It didnt it got stuck in a crack
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...
That joke and paper have one thing in common they're both tearable
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper
It's just to tear able
What do you call a two dimensional owl? A --- Paper TOWL!!!!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why cant the toliot paper cross the road- because it got stuck in a crack
