New Paper Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”

My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.

"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"

You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!

"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

Why are emos like paper?

They cut easily.

Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.