New Paper Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

I got these to people in my class we call them twin towers so when I hered about I threw a paper at plane at them

What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper.

A blind man handed me a piece of paper it said "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽" I have no idea how he knew.

I Bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper

best friend *hold a sign up that says "what gender are you"* Me:uh male?.. best frend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"* Me: you silly goose *silence for like three sec* Me:still male though-

my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday

Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled “Pisstiano Penaldo!”

My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.

Brian can i see that paper for a sec

YOUR SO POOR YOU USE THE SAME TOILET PAPER EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A POOP

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists

When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

At 5 years, i already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!

"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"

If i throw a paper airplane at two twins did i cause 9/11?

why are emos like paper

they cut easily

been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower

So at school there are these twins at my school so I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them once I realized I why it felt so wrong to do it I had already threw them I hit the north then the south one.