Paint Jokes

God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say paint the wall black, you have to say, Jamal, could you paint the wall?

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Did you hear about the dead artist

Too many strokes

What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.

I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave

One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"

What was oceangates biggest regret? Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the titan submarine for when it sunk like bud lights profits.

what do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common. They're both filled with happy little accidents............

What was one cool thing about hitler

he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.

Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue Grey it covers up everything.

hi guys I'm back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with

you are so white even nippon paint tried to sign you

What's blue and bad for your teeth?

A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry) but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth)

Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.

i will never forget my little brothers last word rip.

his last words: paint dosent taste good

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw them

ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"