What do bees đ brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
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how does the bunny keep his fur neat
with a hare brush
what is six inches,goes in your mouth,and it's fun when it vibrates.A TOOTH BRUSH.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To BRUSH UP on his rhymes
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
And toothbrush
your hair line is gone cause you never bathed or brushed
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To SWEEP the competition
Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals, they are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit, they go in and the first man comes out with a peach, he is instructed to shove it in his ass and if he laughs he will be killed, he tries and dies, the second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same, when the two meet at the pearly gates the first man says, i had a peach, there fuzzy, you had a grape whats your excuse? "Well i was doing fine until I say jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH
your hairline is so lond that your mother could not brush your hair
charlens hair line is sooooo fat cause it was never brushed
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like there hare brushed...
why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? because they don't have teeth xD
Yo mama so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Oooh, I fall apart Oooh, yeah, mmhmm She told me that I'm not enough, yeah And she left me with a broken heart, yeah She fooled me twice and it's all my fault, yeah She cut too deep, now she left me scarred, yeah Now there's too many thoughts goin' through my brain, yeah And now I'm takin' these shots like it's Novocaine, yeah Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Never caught a feelin' this hard Harder than the liquor I pour Tell me you don't want me no more But I can't let go Everybody told me so Feelin' like I sold my soul Devil in the form of a whore Devil in the form of a whore You said it No, you said it No, you said it We'd be together Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Ice keep pourin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' Covered in scars and I can't help showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin' Ice keep droppin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' All these scars, can't help from showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin', yeah Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought
Why did Bob Ross die
Because the paint brush stabbed him
