What do bees 🐝 brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
how does the bunny keep his fur neat
with a hare brush
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
And toothbrush
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To BRUSH UP on his rhymes
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
what is six inches,goes in your mouth,and it's fun when it vibrates.A TOOTH BRUSH.
Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals, they are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit, they go in and the first man comes out with a peach, he is instructed to shove it in his ass and if he laughs he will be killed, he tries and dies, the second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same, when the two meet at the pearly gates the first man says, i had a peach, there fuzzy, you had a grape whats your excuse? "Well i was doing fine until I say jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple.
Little johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off. *What was that dad?" Asked lil johnny. "oh just a bug." Said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face he then says. "That bug sure had a big dick didn't he?"
your hair line is gone cause you never bathed or brushed
charlens hair line is sooooo fat cause it was never brushed
your hairline is so lond that your mother could not brush your hair
why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... she had cancer.... ;)
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like there hare brushed...
why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? because they don't have teeth xD
Yo mama so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
