What is blue but smells like red paint? - Blue paint
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say paint the wall black, you have to say, Jamal, could you paint the wall?
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
Did you hear about the dead artist
Too many strokes
What was one cool thing about hitler
he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue Grey it covers up everything.
hi guys I'm back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip.
his last words: paint dosent taste good
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint...my....house.’
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden...
HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
Watching paint dry sounds like a THRILL compared to spending time with SLADE
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
How to decorate a wall:
Strip of the paper and original plaster
put on fresh plaster and wall paper
paint it (if you want)
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said "Well, we we're trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard".
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead so I leaned in and said "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed"
