Paint jokes
A father and a son were painting pictures together. The son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T, and the son said, "What happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle. The father replied with, "You know what happened, you were there." The son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings. They're exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
ia this paiting i made good
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
Community talk
sing the song
Like sugar on my tongue, tongue, tongue Your body is so sweet, sweet, sweet Invite me if you come, come, come It's all I want to eat, eat, eat Tell your mama (tell 'em, what) Tell your daddy (tell 'em, what) Tell them bitches that you know What you heard about me (uh-huh) Tell your mama (tell your mama) Tell your daddy (tell your daddy) Tell the world Tell the world Like sugar on my tongue Can I steal … Read more
yo Eli , lwk tht drawing might become a painting cuz of how badass this 1 looks with color
gosh im bored anyways would you rather eat acrylic paint or shoelaces