My young son saw trump on TV he asked "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied "Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don't want it to rust"
Why did Bob Ross die
Because the paint brush stabbed him
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
