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Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
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ia this paiting i made good
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
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yo Eli , lwk tht drawing might become a painting cuz of how badass this 1 looks with color
gosh im bored anyways would you rather eat acrylic paint or shoelaces
Dude in my history class it smells like spray paint and i'm getting a headache