Dentist: “This will hurt a little.” Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife.”
Gen z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower
Jace: ha ha i won dude you suck at monopoly Timmy:Let's play another game *GUNSHOT* Ig i won! Jace:*SCREAMS IN PAIN* Timmy: What? I thought we were playing chutes and ladders!
Q: What happens when an asian with an erection walks into a wall? A: He breaks his nose
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill
And he needed a painkiller pill
I went to the doctors yesterday I said: when I touch my back it hurts when I touch my knee it hurts when I touch anything it hurts! 😣 what’s wrong with me Doctor: you’ve broken your finger
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!!!
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labour, the doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father, they agree so the machine is used, 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not felling anything, 100%, nothing. The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
Roses are red, my blood is too, And i've been seeing it alot more, since i've lost you
If sex is a pain in the ass then your doing it wrong
My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.
You're a train you ran fast on these rails but you gain nothing you only gain pain
You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
A mega-sore-ass
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Little mickel was on a tree he feel down and hurt his knee he sat down and started to cry and from there he would never lie
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
