Pain Jokes

Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

why does my dad hate me ? really please tell me im tired of the constant abuse and pain.

OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT, oh wait that’s always been there.

why don't we wrestle bears?

the pain is un-bearable

Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches? No brain no pain.

why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire? Cuz he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

why did go to the chiropractors? to get his spine fixed

Yesterday I was in a wind storm. Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was Ear-ittating.

me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

It squrted in my eye god dammit

i got shot once. now i'm holey

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden

Granny's says. don't worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands

What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?

Her Miscarriage

Lostin Flowers14 days ago What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

i can make a word with those \DICK

when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob)

depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you'll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.