What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!!!
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
Roses are red, my blood is too, And i've been seeing it alot more, since i've lost you
If sex is a pain in the ass then your doing it wrong
My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.
What song do you play at a emo kids funeral House of Pain jump around
The definition of the word Disappointment means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why are 10 pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
You're a train you ran fast on these rails but you gain nothing you only gain pain
You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
A mega-sore-ass
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Life asked death "why do people choose you over me?" death replied "because your the beautiful lie and i'm the painful truth."
Little mickel was on a tree he feel down and hurt his knee he sat down and started to cry and from there he would never lie
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
If all women dissappeared one day it would be a pain in the ass
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