why does my dad hate me ? really please tell me im tired of the constant abuse and pain.
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT, oh wait that’s always been there.
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why don't we wrestle bears?
the pain is un-bearable
why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire? Cuz he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
why did go to the chiropractors? to get his spine fixed
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me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Yesterday I was in a wind storm. Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was Ear-ittating.
You know Thomas Paine right. Well, clearly he had some common sense too. right?
It squrted in my eye god dammit
i got shot once. now i'm holey
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches? No brain no pain.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden
Granny's says. don't worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist
Me: I'm depressed so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain
watching 50 shades of grey was more painful then my uncle fisting me as a kid.
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage
