*COUGHS ROUGHLY* OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH I CANT SEE IT BURNS HELP !!! HELP !!! HELP !!! HELP *Weakly* !
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
Bros chin looks like from that movie cartoon named kronk no wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain but instead it grew longer
“What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?”
“A broken nose..”
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterwords
What will happen if someone kick you right in the balls? You will be like ow my nuts.
What's harder than taking a shit trying to take a shit while constipated
FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CANT BREATHE (I am Paul walker btw)
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass
Dam my balls icth like hell
If your butt hurts real bad put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
what happens when you kick a boy in the balls. THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as i cant feel
What did John say after someone shot his leg-
Oof
Bestie hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!!
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
911 I JUST CRASHED MY CAR I THINK ITS BURNING I CAN'T SEE IT HURTS TO BREATHE
What’s the difference between jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting. it isn't any of those if it's suicide.
a ball hit me in the vagina
