What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
whats black, gold and red all over? Tupac in Vegas.
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
What's black, white, and red all over? BI-RACIAL CAR WRECK.
I was working at the bank today when an old lady came up to me and asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
Stop complaining. Pediphile Jokes are pretty funny but to say there is over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
What happens when a furry takes over nazi germany? The Furred reich
girl: hey. orphan; hi girl; wanna be friends? orphan: sure girl:ok and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? DOE!
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby? You can't run over a yellow line
There was a women from ealing, she had a peculiar feeling, she laid on her backk, opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling
I see some objects over there... oh never mind, that's a woman.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Knock knock! Who's there? Heaven. Heaven who? Heaven fun over there?
Man: *steals drink Boy: bro😭😭 Man:why are u crying over a drink? Boy:that had dugs Man:....