Otherness Jokes

What did the one tower say to the other?

"Here comes the airplane!"

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

These two guys were texting each other.

Guy 1: How are you?

Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*

Guy 1: ???

Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

the other cutest kitten in the world like this if you want this kitten in your hands

A cute kitten lying on its back with closed eyes and paws in the air, resting in someone's lap.

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?

A. There was a daycare on the other side.

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourself!

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."