Otherness jokes

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?

One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.

I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.

I called her the Fallen Angel.

In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner!

Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.

What did one detective say to the other detective?

"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."

I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.

They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”

I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.

What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?

One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.

Trust.

Cannibals sucking each other's dick.

Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.

Guy: Let's drop the soap.

Girl: Let's do it!

Holy cow!

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Worst joke ever.