Otherness jokes

I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.

What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?

One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.

Trust.

Cannibals sucking each other's dick.

Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.

Guy: Let's drop the soap.

Girl: Let's do it!

Holy cow!

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Worst joke ever.

People generalize others too much.

Why did the booger cross the nose?

Answer: To get to the other hole.

I went to the zoo the other day and it only had one dog... yeah, it was a shih tzu.

I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.

Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."

I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.

What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"