Otherness jokes

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

Two nuns in a bathtub.

One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"

The other nun says, "It sure does."

What did one tower say to the other?

Damn, you looking PLANE!

What did the plate say to the other plate?

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"

What did one butt say to the other?

Something brown is slithering down.

Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

ANYONE?

Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.

What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?

One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!

Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?

Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?

A: Kittens.

What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?

One is hope and the other is soap.