Otherness jokes

I tried to eat a clock the other day.

It was very time consuming.

Two cows in a field.

One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"

The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"

What did one droplet say to the other?

"Water you thinking?"

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.

Why did the hobo cross the road?

To get the rotten donut on the other side.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.

What did the other traffic cone say to the other?

"Look away, I'm changing!"

In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.

I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.

I called her the Fallen Angel.

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?

A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?

Turkish.

Why can't two eggs tell jokes?

Because they will crack each other up!

Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."

Tork Poettschke & Jack London walk down the street together. One asks the other, "May I stand in the middle?"

I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.