Otherness jokes
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Tork Poettschke & Jack London walk down the street together. One asks the other, "May I stand in the middle?"
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.
I called her the Fallen Angel.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.