Otherness jokes
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor? You nail its other hand to the floor.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Filthy Lies.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.
I called her the Fallen Angel.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.
Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"
Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.