Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Otherness Jokes
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What did the plate say to the other plate?
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
