Otherness jokes
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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