Otherness jokes
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁