What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
Why Did The Pedophile Cross The Road?
To Get To The Other Preschool.
What did Earth say to the other planets? -- "You guys have no life!"
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal....Does he taste funny to you?
me: brings in missing child police: omg this kid has been missing for 3 months. here is your reward me: oh, cool
NEXT DAY
me: brings in 8 other kids
police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking. But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day, he told me he was into rock music. Told me his favorite song was Down With The Syndrome. Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile.
2 old people sitting on a bench one turns to the other and says my butt fell asleep the other says yep i heard it snore a couple of times
Two men walked into a bar and one man asked for H20 and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other "dam"
In 2016, Americans took Orange is the new Black to a whole other level
what did one twin tower say to the other? Be back I gotta catch a plane
