Otherness jokes

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."

Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?

What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?

Others: R.

Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other side.

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Big hands.

So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.

What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"

A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks, “What’s so magical about it?” The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.

The bartender shakes his head and says, “Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”

I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage :)

I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.

I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

Me: What did one toilet say to the other?

You: What?

Me: You look flushed!

So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.

He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"

I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.

Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.

What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?

One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.

What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?

One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.

Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.