Otherness jokes

So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.

What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?

Others: R.

Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.

What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."

Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."

When rejected:

That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other side.

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Big hands.

So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"

A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks, “What’s so magical about it?” The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.

The bartender shakes his head and says, “Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”

I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage :)

I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."

Me: What did one toilet say to the other?

You: What?

Me: You look flushed!

Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?

Because all the other letters are not Z's.

So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.

He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"

What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.