Otherness jokes
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks, “What’s so magical about it?” The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, “Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.