Otherness jokes
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"
The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55."
The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!"
The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."
At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible."
The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.
Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.
As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.
I went to the zoo the other day and it only had one dog... yeah, it was a shih tzu.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.