Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: So she can moan with the other.
What did one butt check say to the other? “Between you and me it stinks in here”
whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek Together we can stop this shit
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day.... only cause I wanted my first time to be special...
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog, one jumps in ponds the other leaps over the border. :)
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
A drunk walks into and says, "All lawyers are a$$holes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an a$$hole!"
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today" and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron". Then the first atom said "How Ionic"
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
My dad died the other day but, i was able to hear his last words"son are you still holding the ladder"
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
My friend and I were walking down the street and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by 3 other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help.
He had no chance against the 5 of us.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
What's the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
