I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What did the steak say to the other steak?
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
