There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Otherness Jokes
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
What did the steak say to the other steak?
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
