Otherness jokes

People generalize others too much.

Why did the booger cross the nose?

Answer: To get to the other hole.

I went to the zoo the other day and it only had one dog... yeah, it was a shih tzu.

I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.

Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."

I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.

What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"

These two guys were texting each other.

Guy 1: How are you?

Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*

Guy 1: ???

Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

What did the egg say to the other egg?

"You crack me up!" 😂

One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”

What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?

One is a snack cracker.

The other, a crack snacker.

What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?

One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.

Random guy: Do you know Dee?

Other dude: Who’s Dee?

Random guy: Dee Snuts!

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.

Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"