Otherness jokes
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Whoโs Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Memes
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, โWe must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.โ
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" ๐
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isnโt talking to me.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.