Otherness jokes
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Memes
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.