Otherness jokes
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)