Otherness jokes
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
So the other day I saw a homeless man. He tried to mug me. I let him.
I had nothing on me either. (I'm on the next block over.)
According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.
I called her the Fallen Angel.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.