What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Otherness Jokes
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
