Otherness jokes
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Memes
HARRY POTTER MEMES
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.