Otherness jokes

Orphan

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

Twin

What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourself!

Marathon

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

Guy

Random guy: Do you know Dee?

Other dude: Whoโ€™s Dee?

Random guy: Dee Snuts!

Name

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

Memes

Casket

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

Cunnilingus

What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?

One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.

Hedgehog

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.

Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.

Difference

What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?

One is a snack cracker.

The other, a crack snacker.

Swallow

One tonsil said to the other tonsil, โ€œWe must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.โ€

Egg

What did the egg say to the other egg?

"You crack me up!" ๐Ÿ˜‚

Lipstick

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isnโ€™t talking to me.

Snake

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"

Safety

What did the other traffic cone say to the other?

"Look away, I'm changing!"

Direction

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

Cock sucker

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

Genealogist

Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?

A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

Difference

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.

Police Officer

How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.