Otherness jokes

Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?

What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?

One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner!

Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.

One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."

"How many men does your wife have?"

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).

Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?

A. There was a daycare on the other side.

What did the one tower say to the other?

"Here comes the airplane!"

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

Two muffins are in an oven.

One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"

The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"

Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."