Otherness jokes
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.