Otherness jokes

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

What did the one tower say to the other?

"Here comes the airplane!"

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?

A. There was a daycare on the other side.

You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

One day I visited my friend in a hospital.

I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"

Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.

Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?

It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!

DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!

Lancaster: Are you sure about that?

DB: huh?

Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!

DB: WHAT!?

Penta Barrel: I got 5!

DB: *insert becoming uncanny*

Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!

The others: HOW!?

*and that's how an argument started.*

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.

Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?