Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Otherness Jokes
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
What did the dog say to the other dog?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
People generalize others too much.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
I don't think it's a good idea for AISH workers to date each other.
If there's ever a shooting at one of those offices, the kid would lose both parents.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.
I called her the Fallen Angel.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
