Otherness jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
People generalize others too much.
What did the dog say to the other dog?
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!