Otherness jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
Memes
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasnโt even Jesus, heโs not doing the T post that he invented.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Donโt leave me hanginโ!
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!