Otherness jokes

So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"

The other says, "You wish!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLO dab on the haters - Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked.................... DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,,,,,,,,,,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT

So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.

What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?

Why did Trump's brain cross the road?

Oh wait, there is no other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.

"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"

My son is broken: "I think at home!"

Happiness!

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"

The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"

Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.

What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"

What do 2 emo kids say to each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

*Slaps wrist*

Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!

What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?

Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!

What did the tomato say to the other tomato?