Otherness jokes

Brain

Why did Trump's brain cross the road?

Oh wait, there is no other side.

Pepper

What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.

Son

"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"

My son is broken: "I think at home!"

Happiness!

Chicken

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.

Memes

Nun

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

Sex

Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.

Jesus

So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasnโ€™t even Jesus, heโ€™s not doing the T post that he invented.

Orphan

Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?

So they can be connected.

Adoption

My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"

I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."

Girl

I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!

Emo

What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?

Wait! Donโ€™t leave me hanginโ€™!

Brother

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!