Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Otherness Jokes
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
