How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark, like your chances of winning a spelling bee. It's about an orphan, see? Orphans don't have parents, especially a mom. So, telling them to clap until their mom comes is mean because it's never gonna happen. Get it? You probably don't, because you're as sharp as a marble.
ALYA
wow that is just mean you people are cruel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A-non-mouse
no, we want to have a laugh also, you look like the kind of person to put milk vefore the cereal