"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
Hunter's Sugar Daddy
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you smooth-brain. This joke is funny because orphans usually don't have sugar daddies. It's a lie, get it? It's like you saying you're smart, which we all know isn't true. Fact: your brain is smoother than a freshly Zambonied ice rink.