Orphan jokes
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Can someone be my daddy?
UHH, DADDY!
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Dick.