Orphan jokes
Speed.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
frshfry we need to talk now!
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Baby 🍼
Yo mama!
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)