Orphan jokes
Poo.
Ya nan!
Joe Mama!
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Speed.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Who's an orphan?
You are.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
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Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.