Orphan jokes
You suck.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Stop, orphan joke!
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Orphan jokes? They protest.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
What can orphans not do in school?
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.