Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
What something a orphans phones don’t have. Home buttons
Why are there only 362 days in an orphans calendar? They don’t have Fathers, Mothers or family day
why do orphans love GTA because they are actually wanted
dmitriy has no mother
Can someone be my daddy
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
