Orphan jokes
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
What can orphans not do in school?
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
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What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.