Orphan jokes
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Eshay.
Speed.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
You want to know how to spot a foster kid?
Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.