Orphan jokes
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
I have a body count of 7.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"