Orphan jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
I have a body count of 7.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
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What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
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Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.