Orphan jokes
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
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What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.