Orphan jokes
Why does my mum eat carrots?
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
If an orphan gets a girlfriend, they finally have someone to love them.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.