Orphan jokes
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
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Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
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Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.