Orphan jokes
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
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If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
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"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?