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We Need To Talk

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    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This 'joke' is just someone saying "frshfry, we need to talk." It's not funny. It's just words. You probably think it's peak comedy because your brain is smoother than a bowling ball.

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    • hi freshfry umm so you cant talk to my boyfriend like that!

    I aint the one who started it but wachu gonna do about it

    hi freshfry, hi bebe and if you lay one finger on my girlfriend i will snap your fingers off one bye one!

    Bruh u wish ill snap that neck it be going snap cracle pop

    freshfry an hour ago ok ill talk to u little bich wsp gay boy, dead fry aye? ha u wish u little bich. my guy u honestly dk who ur talking to ill kick ur ass. if u f...ing ever try to do anything to me or my friends i will f...ing kiss u. :) jk but yeah ill prob hurt u.

    and i put this btw my boyfriend is not gey! btw he does know who he is talking to! and I will kick your a... if you fricking put one finger on drew!

    and then i put this and if you put one fricken finger on ALYA you are going to wish you never did that so back off!

    nah u guys act lick u guys are hulk smash ur prob just a bunch of twigs

    so whacha going to do about it!?

    you really cant make me chill i mean u can try but ill just make that neck go snap crackle pop

    i mean i should be asking u that

    oh sick im special know unlike u

    I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.

    and btw i dont bieliven that shit its all just a little fairy tail

    i mean at least i ddt look in the mirror and break it

    It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.

    I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.

    i wouldnt be talking like sheeeeeeeeesh

    ok good bc i am already almost done forgeting bout u :)

    wut??? bich why u sayin this know like tf?

    that was not drew lol

    ok then who? LOL

    drew is here at my house he did not say that that was a sranger!

    wait weres is ur sis btw?

    it was someone else

    who are you lol

    cmon mate is that ur sis trolling

    oh my sis is here to were on the couch

    ok ok look im srrry for calling u guys names but y r we fighting?

    aye wut bout ur sis tho isnt she 12?

    ok?

    You guys need to grow the fuck up!

    im mean ur name is yeetus bro

    yes hse is 12 hold up i told her you were asking about her

    hi this is jk master ALYA's sister i am 12

    btw i am not trollong i was watching yt i did not know you guys were on here lol drew and alyssa(ALYA) are on the couch with me and we are watching t.v i am on my laptop watching yt while they are watching f.r.i.e.n.d.s lol

    omg sis really lol

    wait you guys were fighting? hold up ima going to read the other stuff you guys said lol

    yah we were lol

    i think so

    and yes me and drew and Eva are on the couch eva is jk master because she told my name here you go sis hehe

    me and drew are watching f.r.i.e.n.d.s. and eva is watching yt

    keep rolling your eyes. you might find your brain back there lol!

    wow is that why you never roll your eyes because you don't have one

    that was sad sis lol

    good well yo uknow that drew lol

    umm hello freshfry and orhter people we alive????

    oh yeah btw freshfry and tj are da same person lol

    oh idk i was going to ask u bout us if yk but u prob hate me

    ok ok im not tryna be weird but i am.. but do u guys like do it?

    lmao *face plant*

    um couph* sex couph couph*

    why do you want to know lol

    why? u guys are litterly a great couple u guys never kiss or anything?

    wait drew dy have a phone?

    ok ok good bc u guys r litterly the perfect couple

    we kiss cuddle no sex though

    awwww thanks

    oh really? i mean thats kinda sad ngl, but can u make ur own yt andd show wut u look like on ur i pad?

    we just think we are to young in love right now

    oh ok, and bru u guys are litterly hitting the time were u will go threw puperty, im srry to ask u this but have u gone threw a period yet?

    i have had it for about a year now its so bad lol

    ok well once ur 14 u guys can start to do a little more then cuddle in like not full on having it but like up the butt uk

    drew is 14 i am 13 btw

    im srry but uk wut his dic looks like right?

    ok brb ill be back in a sec

    dang bro no no no if we did not have sex we did not see lol

    ok we going that far then have you ever had a girlfriend?

    she just makes me happy and warm she is sweet kind butifull and helps poor and animals soo i scored

    btw i am not a price!

    oh hi are you guys done fighting??

    we have been done for an hour!

    oh ok why is he asking about sex and periods and yah

    idk he is going to be him

    oh ok ima go for no reason hehe

    sis dont think about that no no you do not want to go on that train

    yeah im in ela rn i dont know how long ic talk

    eva alyssa and drew are going to go clothes shopping in 30 min at t.jmax and marshalls and forever21 and other so if you want to talk talk now

    ok well i have never seen his thing and he has never seen mine

    yoooooo u guys got a t.jmax to

    we play soccer and thats fun

    yes we do

    and ye i have a gf and get nudes all the time

    you have one right now?

    oh ok but drew u never get nudes??

    and yes i do have a gf right know

    we think we are to young dang

    i mean kinda it means u dont have like 20 girls chasing after u but yk

    we have many chasing us just we love each other so

    calm down drew

    bru she had u and she was hitting on me

    sooooooo we both messed up

    and he had me but he was hitting on me lets get over it

    i meant he had me but he was hitting on charlie

    ok but ive fucked my gf soooo many times

    omg you already do stop it

    what about my sis!

    i mean nr uwk bc u never done it soooo

    i mean ur sis never messed up

    ive messed up i heard you were talking about me whats up

    i am just going to say sis you are banned from dating him as your older sis i can do that!

    nvm ok arnt u guys going to t.jmax?

    ok idr want to date him no afensse

    in like 15 min yah

    from dating me? ok? i dont want to date a 12 year old (no offense)

    i didnt want to date a sucker ( no offense )

    i didnt want to date a looser( no offense )

    i didnt want to date a cheater( no offense ) the three things my mom told me to stay away from your the whole package

    btw i am 1 year younger and???

    why are we not talking to each other when were on the couch lol

    well we are going to go bye freshfry bye sis

    no stay we need to do this alone

    soooooooo jk master im every thing on the list aye :(

    you can laugh at yourself. Life is tough, and it's even tougher if you take it too seriously. ... you generous with his time. ... you compassionate. ... you sometimes learns from your mistakes.

    ok but now i really have to go bye! tootles!

    i think ur a really nice kid sweet and funny

    idk wut u look like but ye

    hi ima back we were at the mall!

    wait jk master i got a question

    ok cool wait but wut about a scale 1-10

    omg uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum an 8???

    oh ok that not bad but ur sis ddt give u permission to date me soooooo

    i mean i would be up but yk

    ima sorry but this is going to help you stay with one girl you have a girlfriend!?

    nonononononoononno sis no

    ok good just tryna test u :)

    nun i was just tryna test u guys

    ok ima go home bc school is just ab out ill talk to u in 30min

    hi bebe whats up you texted me to go on here?

    you are defintly lol

    your trustworthy,dependable,loving, and fun to be with

    aaaaaaaaw thanks!

    oh well now ik you thank you for helping my girlfriend when she needed it! i sopport you!

    *texting to drew and on this*

    lol vary late

    Tell me addie, where did you get that from? The kindness.

    Little Elephant Shrew

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