Orphan jokes
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why do orphans have no parents?
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I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”