Orphan jokes
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.