Orphan jokes
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Alya and freshfry.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Cock.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
You can't give an orphan homework.