Orphan jokes
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Beans and toast.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
What?
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Cock.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.