Orphan jokes
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
Your mama.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Ruhan.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.