Orphan jokes
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Alya and freshfry.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!