Orphan jokes
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
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Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Your mum isn't home.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
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