Orphan

Orphan jokes

Liv

Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?

Whore

Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?

Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!

Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!

Gina: Hmmm...

Gina: Wanna???

Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!

Bully πŸ–πŸ»πŸ‘

Gina😊

Mate

Me: I just shot an orphan.

Mate: You can’t do that!

Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Sister

To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!

Parent

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

Mommy

Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?

Person: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes?

Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?

Orphan: MOTHER!

Person: Let's go home!

Orphan: Uhhhh

*She was never to be seen again*

Batman

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

Kid

What do emo kids have in common with orphans?

They both depress'd on the inside.

Daddy

Why do orphans want to get married so bad?

To have someone to call "daddy."

Mum

What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?

OH it's a bitch.

People

At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

Bomb

What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?

They said, "Allahu Akbar."

Dog

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.