Orphan jokes
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
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(I'm a girl btw)
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Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!
Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Wanna???
Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."