Orphan jokes
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
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(I'm a girl btw)
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Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?