Orphan jokes
I love orphans. They're precious.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Yo mamma sucks!
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Yo mama!
What kind of beer is an orphan's favorite?
Foster's!
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
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What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.