Orphan jokes
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why?
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
"Stop bullying me!"
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad: