Orphan jokes
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Dick.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
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I LOVE ORPHANS!