Orphan jokes
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.