Orphan

Orphan jokes

Batman

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

Home

Why do orphans have no home?

Because they didn't have a family to give them one.

Monarchy

Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?

Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.

School

Why did the orphan have to stay at school?

Because they need to leave with a parent.

Kid

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

Tennis

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Answer: Because they never knew what love was.

Parent

When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?

Road

Why did the orphan cross the road?

He thought he saw his mother.

Road

Why can't orphans cross roads?

They don't have a parent to hold hands with.

Part

What's the best part about beating up an orphan?

They can't tell their parents.

Hand

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

Parent

Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?

A: Because they don't have any parents.

Parent

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

The parents remember 9/11.

Apple

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked at least.