Orphan jokes
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
lolo.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*