Orphan jokes
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.