Orphan

Orphan jokes

Parent

You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!

Bounty

Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?

He was not worth keeping.

House

What do you call a house with no one living inside?

An orphan house.

Parent

I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.

Jail

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

Game

Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.

Teacher

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.

Father

Orphan: I finally have a father!

God: And who is that?

Orphan: You!

God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.

Orphan: :l

Home

Why do orphans have no home?

Because they didn't have a family to give them one.

Monarchy

Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?

Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.

Batman

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

Kid

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

Road

Why can't orphans cross roads?

They don't have a parent to hold hands with.