Orphan

Orphan jokes

Parent

I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.

Jail

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

Game

Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.

Teacher

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.

Father

Orphan: I finally have a father!

God: And who is that?

Orphan: You!

God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.

Orphan: :l

Home

Why do orphans have no home?

Because they didn't have a family to give them one.

Monarchy

Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?

Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.

Batman

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

Kid

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

Road

Why can't orphans cross roads?

They don't have a parent to hold hands with.

Road

Why did the orphan cross the road?

He thought he saw his mother.

School

Why did the orphan have to stay at school?

Because they need to leave with a parent.

Class

There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.