Orphan jokes
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
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Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!