Orphan jokes
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
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Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Hi, I'm Bob.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Oooh, I fall apart. Oooh, yeah, mmhmm. She told me that I'm not enough, yeah, And she left me with a broken heart, yeah. She fooled me twice and it's all my fault, yeah. She cut too deep, now she left me scarred, yeah. Now there's too many thoughts goin' through my brain, yeah, And now I'm takin' these shots like it's Novocaine, yeah. Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Never caught a feelin' this hard Harder than the liquor I pour Tell me you don't want me no more But I can't let go Everybody told me so Feelin' like I sold my soul Devil in the form of a whore Devil in the form of a whore You said it No, you said it No, you said it We'd be together Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Ice keep pourin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' Covered in scars and I can't help showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin' Ice keep droppin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' All these scars, can't help from showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin', yeah Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought.