Orphan jokes
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
lolo.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!