Orphan jokes
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."