Orphan jokes
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What can orphans not do in school?
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.