Orphan

Orphan jokes

FBI

Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

So he could be in a lovely family before death.

Bed

Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?

Because their parents can't!

Mom

We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.

People

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

Bag

Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?

'Cause it's family size...?!

Plane

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

Number

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.

Holiday

What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?

Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.

Day

What is an orphan's favorite day?

Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.

Movie

Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?

It's always someone you know.

Hand

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!

Website

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."