Orphan jokes
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Who needs parents to be great?
Kms.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Orphans got me like: 😂
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄