Orphan jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Orphans got me like: 😂
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!