Orphan jokes
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
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Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.