Orphan jokes
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
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Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.