Orphan jokes
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
Why?
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Orphans got me like: 😂
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.