Orphan jokes
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.