Orphan jokes
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
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You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Who needs parents to be great?
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Kms.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.