Orphan

Orphan jokes

Holiday

What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?

Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.

Parent

Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!

Me: Where are they?

Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

Fight

Why do orphans start fights?

Because they don't get in trouble at home.

People

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

Mom

We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.

FBI

Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

So he could be in a lovely family before death.

Bed

Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?

Because their parents can't!

Website

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

Hand

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!

Dad

Why do orphans like fucking other dads?

Because they get to have a daddy.

Bag

Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?

'Cause it's family size...?!