Orphan jokes
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Y'all follow me, please.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”