Foster Parent jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Father: "Son, you were adopted."
Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"
Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
Son: Dad, am I adopted?
Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Community talk
guess what???? i know something about ingenious. he’s actually not even that asian. well he’s half asian. how do i know this he goes to my school. plus he has a freshman girlfriend. he’s actually pretty pathetic. also he moved to another state because his parents were beating him so bad he had to go to foster care. and what he’s saying about him running away is true. he wants to go back because his foster parents are ABUSIVE. and i’m glad. -a friend