Foster Parent jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
Father: "Son, you were adopted."
Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"
Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
The F in orphan stands for family.
Community talk
guess what???? i know something about ingenious. he’s actually not even that asian. well he’s half asian. how do i know this he goes to my school. plus he has a freshman girlfriend. he’s actually pretty pathetic. also he moved to another state because his parents were beating him so bad he had to go to foster care. and what he’s saying about him running away is true. he wants to go back because his foster parents are ABUSIVE. and i’m glad. -a friend