Orphan jokes
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧