Orphan jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."