Orphan jokes
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Who needs parents to be great?
Kms.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.