Orphan jokes
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Who needs parents to be great?
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Kms.