Orphan

Orphan jokes

Parent

How did the orphan lose its parents?

Its parents never came back from getting milk.

Poker

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

Parent

Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!

Orphan: Yes I do.

Gina: What do you have then?

Orphan: Parents.

Gina: LIAR!

Child

I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.

Home

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

Donkey

What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?

A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.

Kid

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Foot

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

School

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

Baseball

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

Bitch

Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.