Orphan

Orphan jokes

Vacation

What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?

Answer: He's making family memories.

Society

Why are orphans not on this?

They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!

Baseball

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

Child

I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.

Donkey

What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?

A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.

Home

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

Parent

Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!

Orphan: Yes I do.

Gina: What do you have then?

Orphan: Parents.

Gina: LIAR!

School

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

Movie

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

House

Why do orphans look at a house for so long?

'Cause they never had one.