Orphan jokes
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why does my mum eat carrots?
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"