Orphan jokes
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
My anus smells.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Y'uree: Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same.
Halyei: Hello Y'uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?
Y'uree: Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?
Halyei: Thank you, I suck dicks too!
Jarod: Are you Breya???
Halyei: No... do I look like that flying bastard???
Jarod: Ugh... no... baby, you're free to go!
Halyei: Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! Sorry for being an idiot. I really miss her. Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? No, I'm not gay! WHY!!!!!!! Can you come to the please fuck me! It's the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! Sorry!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
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Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.