Orphan jokes
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
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