Orphan jokes
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What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Orphans are monkeys.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Orphan or like or-pan?