Orphan jokes
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Imagine everyone being hoes.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.