Orphan jokes
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Dad?
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
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Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Murueurx.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!