Orphan jokes
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Imagine everyone being hoes.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."