Orphan jokes
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Orphan or like or-pan?
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Joe Mama!
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.