Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!