Orphan jokes
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.