Orphan jokes
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Murueurx.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.