Orphan jokes
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Dad?
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
I am an orphan...
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.